Sam Does Stuff

So I’m thinking of trying out a new lifestyle choice called “The Modern American College Student”.

It’s where I live inside a box just off of campus and hunt sewer rats for food.

Do you know what I’m not going to miss when I transfer to university full time, getting sick four weeks into the semester because my younger brother doesn’t know how to cover his mouth when he sneezes or how to throw away his used tissues. I’m also not going to miss my parents deciding to fumigate the house on a whim over the weekend leaving me unable to do any of my homework or study for exams.

To all the people who complain about having letters from the English alphabet added into math equations…..Just wait until you get to the level where they start including parts of the Greek alphabet as well. That’s when it really start to be a bitch.

nuclearcarrots:

jumpingjacktrash:

sweetappletea:

THE HIIILLLLS ARE ALLIIIIVEWITH MY UNFINISHED ARRRRTWOOOORK

AND WITH FICS I HAVEN’T UPDATED
IN A THOUSAND YEEEEEEEARS

THE HILLS FILL MY HARD DRIIIIVE
WITH UNFINISHED AAAAAAAARTWOOOOOORKS

nuclearcarrots:

jumpingjacktrash:

sweetappletea:

THE HIIILLLLS ARE ALLIIIIVE
WITH MY UNFINISHED ARRRRTWOOOORK

AND WITH FICS I HAVEN’T UPDATED

IN A THOUSAND YEEEEEEEARS

THE HILLS FILL MY HARD DRIIIIVE

WITH UNFINISHED AAAAAAAARTWOOOOOORKS

My tumblr account turned one today….Do you know what this means? This means my tumblr birthday is the same day as international bacon day.

Awesome.

In other news my room is a lot cleaner now that I have about seven textbooks in the recycling bin instead of sitting on my desk.

Of the nine college textbooks I have one can no longer be bought back because the edition is too out of date. One is a custom edition for the school that it no longer uses so I can’t sell that one anywhere. Four sustained severe water damage after the end of the semester because my brother owns a stupid dog. And one book is only being bought back for $2. Of those nine textbooks I have two that are still in good condition that can actually be traded in, however of those two I can’t trade in the more expensive one because even though I never had to use the book for the class I had to use the access code to be able to get into the class assignments.

Basically what I’m saying is….Fuck the textbook system in college because out of the over $2000 worth of textbooks I have had to buy I can only get about $45 back. So I’m not only tens of thousands of dollars in debt for just having to pay for tuition and fees, but I’m only getting just over 2% of my money back for ridiculously expensive textbooks.

It’s 92 degrees out and I am drinking hot chocolate because that’s how Arizonans roll. 

Also welcome to all of today’s lovely new followers.

Welcome to all of my lovely new followers. You’ll have to forgive me for the sparse content updates, but soon enough there will be regular posts.

Oh? What’s that sun? You’re only making it 113 degrees outside today? How nice of you to make it not over 120 for once.